

- While mad at me over a punishment...
C: Can I run away forever?
Me: Where will you go?
C: Skunk Creek (near our house)
Me: What will you eat?
C: Guess I'll just have to find something.
- How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke 'er Face!
Mom, how old are you?
34
Whoa! That's a lot of points!