Eli: Guess what I want to be when I grow up? They get to put handi-cups on bad guys...
Me: a Policeman?
Eli: Yeah. When I get bigger of course.
Me: Great! You'll be a good cop. And, you'll get to go to some training first to learn how to be a cop and learn all the laws that people need to follow.
Eli: Oh. I already know all the laws. Don't say stupid, dumb, jerks. And, don't steal stuff. And, I already know how to put handi-cups on bad guys too.
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Ryan: "Nolan. Who is cuter than you?"
kids quotes
CALEB
- While mad at me over a punishment...
C: Can I run away forever?
Me: Where will you go?
C: Skunk Creek (near our house)
Me: What will you eat?
C: Guess I'll just have to find something.
- How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke 'er Face!
ELIAS
Aunt Sarah:
Aunt Sarah:
Eli, you're so handsome, I bet all the girls in your class just love you!
Eli: No, just 6 of them.
MARCUS
I made Marcus let Nolan have a turn playing Angry Birds...
M: "That's just why I don't like babies."
Me: "You used to be a baby too."
M: "Yeah, that's why when I was a baby, I just didn't like myself."
Mom, how old are you?
34
Whoa! That's a lot of points!
Lately Marcus' tummy dictates his life...
"My tummy just wants to watch a movie right now."
"My tummy doesn't want to sleep right now."
"My tummy just doesn't like church today."
"My tummy doesn't want Nolan to play with my toys!"
"It's just like my tummy says, yes, I want another video game."
When he's happy:
"I love you mom."
"You're da best mom in the whole world, ever!"
"You're awesome."
"You're a cool dude mom too."
"Fanks mom. You're da best."
When he's mad:
"You're not da best mom ever!"
"It's just like, you make me mad!"
"It's just like, I don't want to do what you say anymore!"
"You're not awesome anymore!"
Cus? How'd you get so nice?
Jesus just created me really nice!... but he made naughty people too. hmmm.
NOLAN
Nolan: "Ummm. Mommy?"
Smart kid!
email closers
You know how sometimes people stick a quote at the bottom of every email that they send out?
Here are a few of my favorites:
"Life is too short.
Live a life so hard!!
We will make ourselves new legend."
-from someone in Japan
"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened"
-Author unknown
("unawakened?" that's a bit over the top don't you think? this person probably dresses up their cat on Halloween too)
Here are a few of my favorites:
"Life is too short.
Live a life so hard!!
We will make ourselves new legend."
-from someone in Japan
"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened"
-Author unknown
("unawakened?" that's a bit over the top don't you think? this person probably dresses up their cat on Halloween too)
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1 comment:
Better than being a cleaner, right?
Don't you wish those were all the rules for the real world.
Why does the picture of Marcus with the hair remind me of you as a little kid? I wasn't even born when you were his age. I love two-year- olds too. Sweet, crazy, cute little boys. They kind of make my heart hurt.
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